I’m Not One Of Those ‘Love Thy Neighbor’ Christians

The Onion tar kristne på kornet:

Everybody has this image of «crazy Christians» based on what they hear in the media, but it’s just not true. Most Christians are normal, decent folks. We don’t all blindly follow a bunch of outdated biblical tenets or go all fanatical about every bit of dogma. What I’m trying to say is, don’t let the actions of a vocal few color your perceptions about what the majority of us are like.

Like me. I may be a Christian, but it’s not like I’m one of those wacko «love your neighbor as yourself » types.

God forbid!

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